Want to meet:
Minimum Standards (What I find attractive)
1: Glasses are ok, Limps are ok, humps in the back are really not for me.
2: Please only two eyes, cannot seem to get into gazing romantically into that third eye.
3: Please only 5 fingers on each hand, and 5 toes on each foot.
4: Hair of some color is good. Colorless hair seems so uninteresting.
5: Facial hair is out, sorry!
6: Spunky chicks are great
7: Profile with a picture of you, that is clearly you
8: Women with fireplace pokers, guns or other deadly weapons that do not drink, curse or smoke are ok during daylight hours in a public place with plenty of witnesses.
9: Natural breasts at just better even if they are smaller or not a perky as they used to be, boob jobs are case by case
10: Some tattoos are ok, Less is better, I think that it is ok to complement your body but do not destroy it.
11: Shoulders are sexy
12: Super models are acceptable on Wednesdays unless I have something better to do
13: NFL cheerleaders are acceptable on Tuesdays and Thursdays
14: If you are under 25, please bring a note from you parents
15: It's ok if shave down there but I prefer not, the little girl look seems to bother me some
16: Scientist and smart chicks are a huge turn on
17: Chicks in uniform are hot like Cops that make me want to be bad, Fire ladies who make me want to be rescued and Military who scare me in a really good way
18: A sense of humor is good, a perverse sense of humor is better
19: Audacious chicks are too much fun
20: Auburn and Raven hair causes my speech patterns to devolve into primitive incoherence
21: Blondes bring out the better part of life
22: Brunets are just plane sexy
